Holy shit, the Cybertruck battery pack is half-empty.

They stripped out battery capacity to save cost, then offered an extended pack that takes up a huge chunk of the truck bed.

@Koore

I'm not a lawyer, but hmmmm that sounds illegal. 😳

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@PussyFootingAround I'm not sure about the false advertising laws surrounding it, but I can show you how cheap the suspension is on a Cybertruck. Likely they couldn't handle the weight.

Two pics are Tesla Cybertrucks, one is a Ford Lightning. Can you guess which is which?

@Koore

I am thinking more about selling the extra battery pack which hasn't shipped on top of it. It is not even false advertising. You are purchasing a product & not actually receiving that product. Like if I am buying a product that is in generic terms 3x the battery power & I am literally getting 1x because the original battery is half of what it is supposed to be & I am not getting the extra battery pack.

I think the false advertising would be the estimated miles which it doesn't meet.

@PussyFootingAround the reason I bring up the suspension is the weight. I'm implying the weight of the doubled batteries would be too much for the cheap suspension to handle. They likely stripped out batteries (and range) and are offering an additional battery pack that will likely never happen. So it's double-fucked!

@Koore

No I got it. But the thing about the extra battery is it is supposed to sit in the bed.

Think about that. It is STILL weight and now you can't use the thing for trucking like the way real men do.

Isn't it so Elon to have a truck that is so messed up it literally mimics all of his flaws. Just driving out on the road for all to see Elon's tiny manhood in the reflection of the refrigerator on wheels.

@Koore

That picture has me dying. Did you see the MKBHD review of the cybertruck? He originally made a short video and noted that the door literally wouldn't close. So the owner decided to put duct tape on the hinge and then it closed.

So, Elon literally responded that, see! The door isn't broken. It closes. It is a manufacturing issue and you have to bring it in for repair.

He thought that was a good thing 🀑

@PussyFootingAround I did! Looks like the door latch is being overtorqued and stripping the captive nut in the door frame.

@Koore

But hey. A fucked Cybertruck is better than no Cybertruck. Amirite? πŸ˜‚

@PussyFootingAround Kinda like how keyhole surgery on yer bag is better than open-heart surgery.

@Koore

I don't even want to post on the pigeon app because it might generate him money.

But I don't think that will happen. Since the only ad I see is a leg with crepey skin which is confusing because he keeps saying the advertisers are back πŸ’€

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