His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

A Juicy Video

The National
Your Mind Is Not Your Friend

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/G9JxLnzoLmY

I can't keep talking, I can't stop shaking
I can't keep track of everything I'm taking
Everything is different, why do I feel the same?

Hoodies are a bit over the top

I was thinking of getting my teeth whitened, however decided on a tan instead

The worst part about biting into a chocolate chip cookie is discovering that it’s oatmeal raisin…

If you know you know

I tell people I want a career

Really I just want paycheques

Time travel isn’t what it will have been

Not knowing Greek mythology is my Achilles' Horse.

Possessio is nine tenths of the word

Here's to being right
Here's to being wrong
Here's to letting go
Here's to moving on

Here's to waking up
Here's to sleeping well for once
Here's to knowing the things that you wish you could change
Here's to saying you're fine when you're not

I got an email that said I could learn how to read maps backwards, turns out it was spam.

Here's to fighting less
Here's to living more
Here's to feeling alive again
Here's to picking yourself off the floor

Gettysburg historians are experts in a dying field.

Anyone else have a 12 year old asking you to print this at 10:35 on a Friday night?

No just me? Okay then

Who remembers that Favreau and Vaughn were in Rudy? Time for revisit

Don’t call it a comeback

Ok fine call it a comeback. Honestly that says more about you than it does about me