Teenagers on ice
Try to keep my distance
Talking of forgiveness
Once upon a poolside

I am thinking of entering my pet hawk in the local talon show

I’m drunk in the back of the car

Today I reached a new culinary milestone by setting off the neighbor's smoke alarm

Ugly Baby judges you!

Unagi is a total state of awareness

In 2018 I forgot to pay my electric bill 3 months in a row

It remains the darkest time of my life

I’m the holiday armadillo!

The neighbourhood kids I pay to stop by once a week to pick up the poop in my yard just realized I do not have any pets.

I wonder if the guy who coined "one-hit wonder" ever came up with any other phrases.

The patron saint of sending too many emails is Saint Francis of a CC

You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right

What a weight to live under
What a lie that's been covered
I'm talking about rolling thunder
I know I left you on the street last night
So I'm holding on grabbing at a light

And that's how I like to think of you
Ever falling, never landing
Rolling slowly out to sea and always smiling
You were always smiling

I’ll put you on the map
I’ll cure you of disease

And the piano's this melancholy soundcheck to her smile
And that white dress she's wearing
You haven't seen her for a while

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
That will cut you to ribbons sometimes.
And all you can do is just wait by the moon
And bleed if it's what she says you oughta do.

So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot

Up to my knees now, do I wade, do I dive?
The sea has seen my like before, though it's my first and perhaps last time
Let's call me a baptist, call this a drowning of the past
She is there on the shoreline throwing stones at my back