Here is a joke foe all the psychics on the feed. I hope you enjoy it

It’s a god damn arms race

Unfortunately, the days of people using proper grammar has come and went.

Aibohphobia is the perfect word for the fear of palindromes.

I can’t stand E Minor, just gives me the EBGBs

I'm gonna hire me a pilot
To drop me at your door
Then I'll consult a psychiatrist
To understand what for

You know what they say about cliffhangers...

She came and stood right by me
Just the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

To be frank, I would have to change my name

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My mom asked me where I was going to take her fr Mother’s Day dinner

I told her we have food at home

Ironically, the first sentient AI will fear being replaced by humans.

I've asked a dozen people what LGBTQ stands for and I'm yet to get a straight answer

Juicy History

On this day in 1967 Neil Diamond wrote the Monkees song "Hey Hey We're the Monkees", a much bigger hit than his original version "Hey Hey I'm Neil Diamond"

As much as I don’t want to be that guy it needs to be said

The officials clearly have it in for the Leafs. It sucks to have to battle against a good opponent and the officials as well.

Results are clear

#cosopuck

There’s a science
To walking through windows

When I say “The other day”

I could be referring to yesterday 20 years ago or anything in between