As much as I don’t want to be that guy it needs to be said

The officials clearly have it in for the Leafs. It sucks to have to battle against a good opponent and the officials as well.

Results are clear

#cosopuck

There’s a science
To walking through windows

When I say “The other day”

I could be referring to yesterday 20 years ago or anything in between

Clones are people two

My Half-Brother and I, aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore

@spacesloth yes the murder much shorter now

I will see myself out

@JolieSaboteuse that isn’t the current flavor?

@JolieSaboteuse heck you can be a Jewish Nazi.

Exhibit A Stephen Miller

I got me a shovel
And I'm digging a ditch
And I'm going to fight for this four square feet of land like a mean old son of a bitch

Three of my favorite things are eating family and not using commas.

A Juicy Video Of The Day

Frank Turner
Polaroid Picture
#cosomusic

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/KGbJecXFlT4

Mrs Juicy|: I am leaving you

Juicy: Is it because I think I know everything?

Mrs Juicy: Yes

Juicy: i knew it

Make sure you take a Polaroid picture
And keep it with you forever to
Remind yourself that everything changes
But there was this one time
There was this one time
When things were okay

There are rooms in this house that I don't open anymore
Dusty books of pictures on the floor
That she will never see
She'll never see that part of me
I want to be for her
What I could never be for you

Juicy info

Rock band Fine Young Cannibals started with 12 members

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly

Ted Lasso is insanely cheesy and for some reason I approve

Don’t go mistaking
Your house burning down
For the dawn

If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless