@MrGoat just saw them live a month ago

@Former5SportOfficial 😂

Today I checked out the new existential supermarket down the road

I bought some no-purpose flower

'Cause now I'm breaking at the britches
And at the end of all your lines

And to the kids at 42
Anyone who lent me a favor

@Alfred was it professor plumb is the garden with a knife?

#cosopuck

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller

I just read a story about a man that was killed by a shark on his honeymoon

Apparently he didn’t suffer long

He was only married 11 days

Juicy: I’m so tired from all the cross fit this morning

Mrs. Juicy: they are called croissants and you ate four of them

@Kaysymmetry that is a job that actually sucks

@MrsSpear bill looks very serious here

Physically impossible metaphors gets my boiling every time

@singlemaltgirl well at least someone is paying attention 😂😜

The National Institute For Unfinished Research has concluded the 6 in 10

Will we fight, stay up late?
In my dreams I'm to blame
Different sides of the bed
Roll your eyes, shake my head
Now we're stuck in the storm
We were born to ignore

And I am Hayley Miss Williams if ya nasty

Don't think we're not serious
When's it ever not?
The love we make is give and it's take
I'm game to play along