John Ripley
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Dad of four. Deadhead and puzzler. Here for fun. LGBTQ+ Ally. Vote Blue. All sports Cleveland.
Joined Apr 2022
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Cancer sucks but I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like Kristie Alley wasn't a horrible person.
I'll remember her for her work on Cheers and Star Trek II, but I will not sit here and act like she was a saint.
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The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."
But John came fifth and only won a toaster.
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Me: Oh, hey, lookitthat! Gas is $2.89 a gallon. I wonder what Republicans gonna be mad about NOW?
Republicans:
Me:
Republicans: WE WANT MORE HUNTER BIDEN DICK PICS!
@poemblaze Her son, my grandfather also lived to just shy of his 91st. Was born in 1908. My moms mom was also born in the 1800's, just made it at 1899.
@poemblaze My great grandmother was born in 1889. died just short of her 91st birthday in 1980, I was 16.
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Here’s a cute picture of Ron Johnson, Voldemort, and one of the aliens from Mars Attacks.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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When USA can pressurize, they look dangerous, but the Dutch defend in such force of numbers, it's a big ask.
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MORALITY is virtue-aware.
RELIGiON is vaporware.
@LognRun we bought a $70 artificial tree in 1995 and it looks as good today as it did then.
@JolieSaboteuse now that’s funny.
@SteppinRazor so damned cute!
@JolieSaboteuse What are you referring to?
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@DJNoneYa GOP never was for the working class and they never will be
John Ripley
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- He / Him
Dad of four. Deadhead and puzzler. Here for fun. LGBTQ+ Ally. Vote Blue. All sports Cleveland.
Joined Apr 2022