GENIE: You get three wishes, but there are three rules: No wishing for death.
- No falling in love.
- No bringing back dead people.
GUY: I wish spiders could fly!
GENIE: There are 4 rules.
@NoahPaulLeGies Thank you for saying! I feel it's an important detail!
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@Jezibaba Didn't say "no wishing for more wishes"!
"I wish for as many wishes as I care to formally make, without limit except as I see fit."
I've been waiting for a Genie to fuck that one up for a long time!
And yes, _obviously_ one of my wishes will be to free the genie.
It might even be my first one!
@Jezibaba Ugh. It'll be my first one. I know me.
This kinda thing is why I make a terrible capitalist, too.
@Jezibaba Spiders can already fly.