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I wrote a joke this morning:
"I think the dictionary entry for narcissist is wrong because it doesn't mention me once."
Any good?
It's good.
Myself, I'm going to simplify the entry for condescension because I don't think you'll understand it.
@JeffreyMHebert I am one of the greatest narcissists of all time. Just ask- I asked one of the generals, you know, very high up in the armed forces. He said "sir, no one has done more for narcissism than you have, sir." And he was crying. They were all so glad to have me, their narcissist, as President. It was yuge."
@JeffreyMHebert Solid, but works better when told by a self absorbed jerk.
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It seems pretty good. I'm glad you appreciate my genius enough to ask. You may use it.
<kidding>