I'm gonna share this with you guys but no one else, OK? Pinky-Swear. Oh, is that what that means? I thought it meant if you tell anyone else I get to cut off a finger.
Anyway, mum's the word.
That's not what I'm sharing.
It's my "Secret Phrase".
If I ever post this here it means I'm in desperate trouble and probably not going to survive. Not that I expect you do anything. What could you do?
It just would be something unusual to talk about.
"*I think we're all being too hard on Trump."