This has become the theater (theatre, just for @FrankCannon) of the absurd. It's a drama written by Terry Gilliam. I'm becoming captivated. You can't find anything this dramatic yet farcical on TV these days. I hope it goes into syndication.
#politics
#Trump
2/2
@FrankCannon
Seriously.
I'm expecting Eraserhead and Max Headroom to make cameos at some point.
(I just had an evil idea. Maybe I'll script out the Ye/DG campaign for shits and giggles)
@Jeber You'll need a very long shower after that.
@FrankCannon
Most of my activities require a long shower afterward.
Especially those at night.
🧛♂️
@Jeber 😂 😂 At least it's only vampirism.
@FrankCannon
Did I mention the dwarves?
@Jeber I'm hesitant to ask.😂
@FrankCannon
I'm thinking you probably shouldn't. Plausible deniability and all that, you know.
Obviously, any effort to keep your involvement a secret could in and of itself be used as evidence against us.
I can always turn state's evidence and say it was all your idea, especially all that stuff at the amusement park.
Yeah, with the ducks.
I have it all recorded.
The dwarves, though, that crossed a line. Maybe 3 lines.
#totallyinnocent
#ilovedwarves
#itwasall@FrankCannon
@Jeber That's really not for public consumption and will get me into a ton of bother.😂
somebody gonna throw a wobbly? 🤔
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Jeber Someone unlocked the Scouse dictionary.😂
unlocked it, I did. 😎
@Jene_Sais_Quoi
visited Scotland for an exended period (family roots) and actually read a Scots dictionary before going.
It worked until I spent a few nights in a Scottish pub.
Ever hear a Scott when he's in his cups?
Jeeezus
@FrankCannon @Jeber
I heard em, I just don't understand them. 🤣
I like what they do to their R's, tho. 😏 🤷 😎
Robin Williams did the best imitation.... just what I heard! 🤣
@FrankCannon @Jeber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oKdUFCoVo
@Maude @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Jeber Should hear Scousers sober.😂 😂
@Maude @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Jeber 😂 I already know it.
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @FrankCannon
Please, I'm an ignorant American. Wobbly? If it is light I can throw it. But I didn't come with my own. I usually just rent.
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @FrankCannon
That's probably how I look from behind walking down the street. Come to think of it, both meanings apply.
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @FrankCannon
It's convos like this that I miss from the days I had real-life friends (mates, Frank. Tell me if I lose you). We sit around drunk, high, straight, either watching a movie and picking it apart, or following a thread of conversation as it wound around the room.
Those days I miss, and they were rare.
@Jeber @Jene_Sais_Quoi CoSo replicates them pretty well.😂
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @FrankCannon
Please, don't "picture this", as you say. I do not want to be responsible for destroying another mind just reaching its full potential. I don't do it intentionally.
Very little of what I say should come with visuals.
@Jeber @Jene_Sais_Quoi We'll let you off.😂
@Jeber @Jene_Sais_Quoi Gorra nark on works too.
@FrankCannon
They'd likely go easier on you if you told them about the amusement park yourself.
The ducks might be slightly ruffled but they didn't get hurt. Not like you, anyway. 😧
This is my favorite "out of context" reply, I've seen all day. 😂
Coming from you, Jeber, it was even MORE golden. 🤣
@Jene_Sais_Quoi I'm curious to see where it's going. @Jeber
@Jeber I think David Lynch might have a hand in it too.