Marc E. Elias
@marceelias
·via bird
🚨BREAKING: Minutes after DeSantis signs new voter suppression law #SB7050, seven leading civil/voting rights organizations, led by the Florida
@NAACP
, sue Florida. Proud of the
@EliasLawGroup
team.

The court fight for voting rights continues.
https://t.co/6ZUqtfqKTQ

My wife and I went out tonight and a young woman, who frankly I’m old enough to be her father, approached me and started to flirt; turns out she was trying to piss off her boyfriend.
Anyways, she offers to buy me a drink, I go to decline, my wife says “F*ck that, you’re still leaving with me, let this chick get you drunk. Getting drunk when someone else pays for it is the best kind of getting drunk!” and just like that my wife taught me how to be a women in her twenties.

So the dead are being revived and given blue checks on Twitter

How depraved is Twitter? This depraved @th3j35t3r #BlockTheBlue

@LnzyHou @BlueVoter24
So, we can’t do anything about the gun manufacturers and their lobby, the NRA?
When drunk drivers were killing innocent people, MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers) made us all terrified of getting caught with a .10% blood alcohol and then they dropped it to .08% with heavy fines and loss of license.
A similar result occurred when the insurance companies demanded that seat belts be installed in cars and that they be used.

@AuntCrabby I'm so sorry to hear this. When I moved over here, she was the first person to help me. She will be missed.

Dear FBI,

Don’t be afraid to rough him up a little.

Sincerely,
All Non-Traitorous Americans

Alex Jones needs to have his assets seized & turned over to the Sandy Hook families, & then he needs to become an indentured servant & work for his victims for the rest of his miserable life.

Put him on a giant hamster wheel so he can generate electricity for their homes.

FAFO.

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Of the couple dozen lawsuits TX AG Paxton (R) has filed against the Biden administration, over a third have been funneled through Amarillo.

It’s got one thing going for it: Trump appointee Judge Kacsmaryk, who has already batted down Biden administration policies on immigration, access to contraception and LBGTQ protections. Helpfully for Paxton , Kacsmaryk gets 100 percent of the criminal and civil cases filed in the Amarillo division of the Northern District of Texas.

#FREELEONARDPELTIER!

These cities turned parks into orchards where anyone can pick for free https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2022/10/10/edible-cities-orchard-free-produce/

The kompromat they have on Lindsey Graham would make a one-legged Albanian hooker blush.

This fucker cannot get back in the big seat.

"Donald Trump Says He Trusts Putin More Than U.S. Intelligence 'Lowlifes'"

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-trusts-putin-intelligence-lowlife-1777537

Protip: Take a minute to update your avatar. This community is generally very suspicious of "cracked eggs", and for good reason. #CoSoTips

Can’t put this book down. Although I’ve never been a royal-watcher, the candor/self-revelation in ‘Spare’ is utterly amazing. Harry’s rich syntax and tight editing are also a great surprise. I find myself savoring every chapter like a delicious meal.

Also binged the Netflix documentary Harry & Meghan until the wee hours. I’m ashamed I listened to the outrageous bashing, attacks and cruelty by the royals and the media.

I have nothing but respect for this couple’s courage.

#bestseller

Hand him a phone so he can call for help.

#News
“Devolder Organization, which Santos once claimed managed $80 million in assets, now appears to share the same address as a mailing-processing storefront in a strip mail with a Dollar Tree and a nail salon.”

#FollowTheMoney 💵
https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/politics/2023/01/25/new-santos-filings-raise-more-questions-over--700-000-loan