I opened up MyFitnessPal today... it seems I had both rapid weight loss AND rapid weight gain right after Thanksgiving. Either I REALLY need to watch it, or MyFitnessPal needs MyMathPal.
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Or, that was a hell of a Thanksgiving dinner and epic aftermath (with an equally epic bill from the plumber).
@JasonStiff I'm concerned for your health...
@rpardee I've lost over 18,000 ponds since then, though... π
@JasonStiff clearly you need to write a weight loss book
@JasonStiff I always enjoy it when my fitness detector says βno heartbeat detected.β
@JasonStiff You died?
@JasonStiff Let we rephrase, you blew up then died
@gemswinc π not sure but I'm down over 18,000 pounds since then
@JasonStiff π
That must've been an epic Thanksgiving feast!
Did your waistline create its own gravitational field and your watch slow down, too?
@Museek LOL it may have, but I'm just glad I've lost over 18000 pounds since then!
@JasonStiff The most dramatic weight loss in all of history!
@Museek I'm not gonna lie... I'm pretty proud of my 18,000+ weight loss... I should have documented it more closely...
@JasonStiff *lol
well done.
My imagination got the best of me and I pictured it sending a shockwave through dark matter dimensions, creating a rift in space-time ..
@JasonStiff