I'm usually not one to resort to humor about the way people look because they are born to look like that, but when you cosmetically alter the basic structure of your face to look like some sort of Eastern European sex cat (?); or, I dunno, paint yourself orange so you don't look like a cadaver on Law & Order, all bets are off.

Good morning CoSo!

So an Amazon seller I bought something from a year ago is now using my home address as their Amazon seller storefront.

Only reason it was discovered? My wife is awesome and looked at a piece of junk mail with this company's name and our address on it, Googled it, and wah lah!

I am so friggin upset.

The Washington Post: Jupiter and Saturn will come close enough to form first ‘double planet’ in nearly 800 years
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/12/04/jupiter-saturn-double-planet/

From CNN: First on CNN: GSA tells Biden that transition can formally begin
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/23/politics/transition-biden-gsa-begin/index.html

Yaaaaaay!

The Washington Post: Michigan board votes to certify the state’s election results, dealing Trump another blow
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/michigan-vote-certification/2020/11/23/c435ed24-2d52-11eb-bae0-50bb17126614_story.html

#MewHew

Escaped slave and Navy sailor recounted his remarkable Civil War story in a diary. Now Dedham looks to honor his legacy. - The Boston Globe
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/11/21/metro/escaped-slave-navy-sailor-recounted-his-remarkable-civil-war-story-diary-now-dedham-looks-honor-his-legacy/

My hometown!

From CNN: Donald Trump Jr. tests positive for coronavirus
Donald Trump Jr. tests positive for coronavirus

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/20/politics/donald-trump-jr-coronavirus/index.html

🙄

Is there a 24 hour cable news network on this planet that is completely devoid of talking heads, opinions, entertainment , or influence? Only news reporting. Like a quasi Associated Press News Network?

I would watch that channel.

From CNN: Inside Rudy Giuliani's attempt to sow chaos on behalf of Trump and steal the election
Inside Rudy Giuliani's attempt to sow chaos on behalf of Trump and steal the election

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/19/politics/rudy-giuliani-chaos-election/index.html

At one point, Giuliani was sweating so profusely that spray-on brown hair color visibly dripped from his temples to his chin.

HA!

It's like he is challenging Kate McKinnon directly.

The Washington Post: Wayne County Republican who asked to ‘rescind’ her vote certifying election results says Trump called her
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/11/19/wayne-county-rescind-certifying-election/

Dumb question.

When do we start labeling these efforts AS A FUCKING COUP?

From CNN: READ: Formal request to Senate Ethics Committee to investigate Sen. Lindsey Graham
READ: Formal request to Senate Ethics Committee to investigate Sen. Lindsey Graham

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/18/politics/graham-ethics-request/index.html

Hey everyone, I got a message on Chrome saying a password I had with CoSo was involved in a data breach. Was there one?

The Washington Post: More than 130 Secret Service officers said to be infected with coronavirus or quarantining in wake of Trump’s travel
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/secret-service-coronavirus-outbreak/2020/11/13/610eebcc-2539-11eb-8672-c281c7a2c96e_story.html

As a follow up question, can they persue civil damages because Trump and crew knew they were infected? It worked once in Law & Order SVU for a different disease.

The Washington Post: HUD Secretary Ben Carson tests positive for coronavirus
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/11/09/ben-carson-coronavirus/

I'm a gracious winner, but I still find this ironically hilarious.