JKxZ
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Joined Apr 2022
#Transphobic #Bigot Dave Chappelle can go walk straight into a tire fire.
Just so we’re all clear here and it’s on the record … FUCK DAVE CHAPPELLE.
Republicans won’t do anything that might fix a problem that they have staked on blaming Biden for to help their midterm chances.
All Republicans are hypocrites.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvn9ba/house-republicans-baby-formula-shortage
Just putting this out in the world … someone should cast Timothée Chalamet as both the wooden puppet and real boy Pinocchio in a live action movie.
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I wish Wendy Molyneux or Lizzie Molyneux or Loren Bouchard or Simon Chong or Nora Smith were here so I could heap praise upon them for their excellent #BobsBurgers episode #SomeLikeItBot
Can’t wait for Part 2 next week.
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BREAKING: after Melania Trump complains of media bias for never having graced the cover of Vogue magazine and seeing Dr Jill Biden on this month's cover, Vogue puts the former First Lady on the cover of one of their sister publications.
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Remember those bipedal robots I teased?
Well, I duct taped a fleshlight to one of them and we got married.
My next child will be named Sloppy Putty.
It’s amazing how much corn starch a fleshlight can hold. A miracle really.
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Remember when republicans refused the vaccine but demanded the Monoclonal Antibody treatment to save their lives. Well they had no problem guzzling down that cure even though it was like a fetal stem cell milkshake. Oh and fetuses don't live without stem cells. Cheers
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Once you realize that Melon Husk is a megalomaniac supervillain with a vested interest in poisoning the Public Square, then everything he's doing begins to make a lot more sense.
Edgy White Pre-teen: “I can say whatever I want to who ever I want. FREEDOM OF SPEECH!”
Edgy White Pre-teen after getting a beat down for saying the “N” word: “You’re violating my freedom of speech! 😭”
Dear Logitech,
No one wants the multiple device Bluetooth switch for your mice ON THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUSE!
Make a LogiBolt version of the M720 already.
This is ridiculous.
Justice Alito: “Bailiff, please bring me the handmai-… I mean carrier of this child so I can ensure she brings this ‘American Patriot’s’ child to term. She will acknowledge that any act that does not result in birth of this child will be punishable by death depending on the state where she lives.”
Man in orange jumpsuit: “Your honor, I was not raping that woman. I was increasing the #DomesticInfantSupply. Please pay me my 30 pieces of silver and let me free to continue production.”
Justice Alito: “Ah, I see. Well then. You are clearly not guilty of the charges that have been put in front of me today. Good work sir. CASE CLOSED!”
#DomesticInfantSupply is DEEPLY nationalistic language.
It’s the kind of thing you’d hear out of Nazi Germany, or Soviet Russia, or North Korea.
Why are domestic babies so much more important than foreign babies?
This language is also couched in ethnicity.
If you presume most Americans are white and Christian… then the full scope of the #SOCTUS leak becomes much more apparent. #WhiteNationalism
Justice Alito should step down on #MothersDay because he has attacked mothers and America.
No matter what’s going on in the world, or how crappy I feel about myself I always l know I’m good enough to be one of the 19 people in Arcade Fire. #SNL
Uh oh.
I found a new local improv theater.
Here’s to hoping it’s not a cult!
This right here is why I will NEVER buy nvidia products.
JKxZ
- Comedy
- Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Music
- Content Creation
- Memes, Graphics, Videos, Websites
Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022