JKxZ
- Comedy
- Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Music
- Content Creation
- Memes, Graphics, Videos, Websites
Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022
I need no further confirmation that Spencer Elden’s penis is the same size as what you see on the Nirvana - Nevermind album cover.
@TheNewsOwl posting every 60 seconds and jamming up the firehose is a good way to get blocked.
What We Do in the Shadows will end with Season 6.
I am NOT okay with this.
The new code word for “small dick energy” is CyberTruck.
“Did you hear, Bob has a CyberTruck?”
“I always thought Bob had a CyberTruck, I guess now we know it for a fact!”
Now that Jonathan Majors and Kang are out at Marvel … I fully expect Deadpool 3 to be Deadpool Kills Marvel and take out all MCU Avengers and Fox X-men so they can all be recast.
The $40,000 Tesla Truck that ONLY costs $120,000!
Can’t pull cargo. Can’t roll up a slight incline. Can’t make your micropenis any bigger.
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Yet there you are, still on Twitter. Sounds like a *YOU* problem to me. Maybe you should build your own instead of complaining?
Ken Paxton is a cunt.
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article282848133.html
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Matt Rife has paper thin skin and a plastic jawline.
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@LiberalLibrarian Are you saying that they're farming outrage for clicks?
Amazon didn’t think about this name for one hot second.
Interesting …
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"A brief history of capitalists complaining about nobody wanting to work for starvation wages"
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It's not "Vote Blue no matter who." it's "You better fucking Vote Blue because the world will not survive another Orange Dipshit presidency."
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off is the most slap dash low rent half thought out pile of trash Netflix has yet to produce.
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^^^ And these, ladies and gentlemen are the tactics the big guys use to squeeze the little guys.
Iman Vellani is punk as fuck.
Maybe Elon should sue himself since he’s the reason advertisers are shunning X?
Fuck Elon.
I hope karma goes “thermonuclear” on him.
My Friend:
So what do you stuff your bird with?
Me:
Oh you know influencers, neo-nazis, meme lords, racists, conspiracy theorists, transphobes, antisemites, and megalomaniacs.
My Friend:
Wow! That sounds like a real shit buffet.
Me:
Well ... I used to call it Twitter.
JKxZ
- Comedy
- Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Music
- Content Creation
- Memes, Graphics, Videos, Websites
Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022