JKxZ
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Apparently you can joke about suicide on SNL so long as your dad was a writer on SNL at some point.
I CANNOT STAND THE NEPOBOYS!
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Nikki Haley is not Caucasian.
I can’t believe I have to say this. 🙄
I’ve heard several people, including several news commentators, say “there were 3 white people on the stage” regarding the 3rd Republican debate.
There were in fact only 2.
Nimarata “Nikki” Haley is Indian.
Constantly white washing her Indian Sikh ancestry says a LOT about the Republican Party. They’d only have a “white” woman on stage and are very proud of their accomplishment of making Nikki Haley be considered Caucasian.
Speaker Mike Johnson believes that the Ark and the Creation Museum are fact and based in history.
Okay smart guy. Show me where the bones of Jesus are, go ahead.
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I wonder if Turnip has figgered out that when it comes to him, there'll be no deals because there'll be no one higher up the crime syndicate left to flip on.
Tag. You're it.
Sidney Powell is my favorite nail in Trump’s coffin.
Musk says Tesla is targeting a quarter million Cybertrucks per year in the future, but that won’t happen until after 2024.
I strongly urge anyone to cancel their deposit for the #PonziTruck.
More and more the CyberTruck is sounding like the VaporTruck.
I feel like this platform is getting better.
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Making Jim Jordan's sentient, urine-colored tie Speaker of the House would be like giving an arsonist control of the local fire brigade. #politics
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PSA - It's fairly common knowledge I'm a supporter of Israel. If anyone here is openly supporting Hamas or Islamic Jihad I'd very much like to hear about it in order to take appropriate action.
However, I'm also of the view that supporting regular Palestinians is not the same as supporting Hamas / Islamic Jihad / Hezbollah.
I've said before we're allowed to have differing opinions, but COSO will not tolerate the support of terrorists. So if u see something say something.
Use the tools.
Republicans are upset they couldn’t make a traitorous groomer the speaker of the house.
To be explicitly clear here… Hamas is the problem… not Palestinians or Palestine.
If you think all Palestinians are Hamas … then you are a racist bigot.
That’s like saying everyone in Alabama is Baptist.
JKxZ
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Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022