JKxZ
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From now on when I have diarrhea I’m going to say I have the Marjorie Taylor Greene’s.
Because I’ll be loose and runny.
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"A very large portion of my party really doesn't believe in the Constitution,”--Mitt Romney
Yeah, noticed that myself -- Lulz4L1f3
It feels good to know your gut instincts about Justin Roiland are yet again correct.
Maybe Roiland and Louis CK should team up and demand blowjobs from one another?
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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell
Sure, let's hear all about Hunter Biden and Burisma.
As long as we also get to hear all about Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, and Saudi Arabia.
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Friendly reminder that, unlike Tulip bulbs in 1637, when an NFT or other crypto asset becomes worthless, you can’t even plant it to enjoy the flower.
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Watching Republicans twist themselves into logic pretzels over how Biden should be impeached but Trump should not have been is actually kind of amazing. #politics
The bullets the US Military would need to use to push back a far-right / white nationalist movement were bought from …. a far-right ammunition company and agent provocateur building up the steam for the movement.
I need to start a culture con company. 🙄
Last week Biden announced investigations into companies and people that defrauded the government with PPP loans.
This week Republicans announced an impeachment inquiry.
We know for a fact that Marjorie Taylor Greene had PPP loans.
Interesting. Isn’t it?
So this is how TouchID dies, huh?
The GOP is stupid.
They want to impeach Biden.
Fine. Go ahead. Most Democrats don’t want Biden to run again anyway.
You just handed the Democratic Party the gift of picking the new candidates now … while Trump continues to tear the GOP asunder.
Good job dip shits. Good job!
It’s pretty cool that we already have A.I. writing capitalist propaganda.
https://fortune.com/2023/09/12/plumber-promotion-quit-change-jobs/
The worst part about the Walter Isaacson biography on Elon Musk is going to be when we learn that he and Grimes had pet names for one another.
Clariebare …. and ELBOW…
GROSS.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has the confidence of a mediocre white man.
This shit is scary. Conservatives must be defeated in every election.
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Revelations that Musk has a previously undisclosed child surprise absolutely nobody as it's common knowledge he's fucked everything he touches.
Aww, how sweet.
But what I really want to know is was she invited to all the gang bangs Derrick use to organize?
Nintendo is keeping the new voice of Mario secret until Super Mario Wonder releases.
I hope it’s not because Elon Musk is the new voice and they are panicking trying to re-record all the lines ASAP.
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Twitter accused of helping Saudi Arabia commit human rights abuses https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/04/twitter-saudi-arabia-human-rights-abuses
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So God spent thousands of years talking to random weirdos and then they just stopped?
Yeah sure, that totally makes sense.
JKxZ
- Comedy
- Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Music
- Content Creation
- Memes, Graphics, Videos, Websites
Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022