🎶 Somebody once told him
Not to be a dick head
Now he’s laying on his death bed 🎶

https://www.tmz.com/2023/09/03/smash-mouth-steve-harwell-death-bed-days-to-live/

Well. It’s time.

Wake me up when September ends.

https://youtu.be/R1JXYgwwDeY

I think the Democrats should propose a limit on the number of fake controversies the Republicans can manufacture per week to 2.

Mitch McConnell isn’t going to make it to his 2026 re-election campaign.

Dude isn’t going to make it Christmas at this rate.

If he does, he won’t know why there’s a damn tree in his living room.

I expect conservatives will then raise hell for Biden forcing Americans to have a tree in their living rooms AND limiting them to 2 beers per week. 🙄

It must suck to be Steve Scalise.

You spend all your time and energy advocating for white nationalism, a group that celebrates their “pure blood”, and then you find out that your own blood just ain’t up to snuff.

#CoSoHumor

Shut. **THE FUCK.** Up. ELON!

https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/article/musk-latham-watkins-18334404.php

@Alfred Generate an image of Fox News hosts snorting cocaine.

@Alfred Generate an image of Fox News on air personalities doing large amounts of drugs. Use realism.

@Alfred Generate an image of fox news hosts doing crack.

The only reason Trump posted on X was to make money.

The joke is on Trump though because Elon is cash poor and can’t pay him.

I would really like to see the do over mug shot photos from Trump.

This “Blue Steel” one is okay, but I bet there’s at least one where his eyes are closed and his mouth is open.

I would 100% kick Elon Musk back down into his K Hole.

https://futurism.com/neoscope/elon-musk-ketamine

I hope Donald Trump gets the Yevgeny Prigozhin treatment when he tries to fly into Russia to avoid American Justice.

If Nintendo wants to start kneecapping the emulation scene, which is full of developers who just want games to look and play the best they possibly can, then Nintendo should start making consoles that aren't chock full of 2-5 year old dog shit hardware components.

Tears of the Kingdom shouldn't run at 15 FPS on the Switch, but it often does. BOTW did the same.

I'm tired of Nintendo overcharging for subpar hardware and games that are forced to then run on that garbage.

https://www.thegamer.com/nintendo-switch-denuvo-tech-stop-pc-emulation/