JKxZ
- Comedy
- Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Music
- Content Creation
- Memes, Graphics, Videos, Websites
Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022
I’m at the 5th annual #Kinanesgiving.
If you’ve not heard of Kyle Kinane, I highly recommend checking this stand-up comedian out.
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Day 3 of zero twitter for me. This morning, I deleted twitter app from all my devices, which is another positive step toward completely cutting the cord. Feels good! 🤗
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2/2 Trump incited an insurrection using mainly Twitter, yet you let him back with a nonsense 51% survey not knowing how many bots participated. Jan6th cost 5 lives and almost destroyed our nation, yet you gave him his account back. Your GOD complex will destroy Twitter for good, let's hope it doesn't destroy our Democracy! #ElonMusk
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'Twitter becoming taboo': celebs look for exit strategies https://www.rawstory.com/twitter-becoming-taboo-celebs-look-for-exit-strategies/
I used to participate in @midnight #hashtagwar so hard that Twitter thought I was a bot. I was suspended SEVERAL times for coming up with too many ideas too fast.
I’ve tried to channel that skill into Sketch Comedy writing. I’ve had some limited success.
I accidentally clicked on a tweet in a news article and it launched twitter.
I committed the sin of social engagement to the Shit Buffet.
Elon will now count my mistake in his DAU as a measure of success.
I need to build a tweet-link blocker.
Instead of opening the tweet it just redirects to a random selection of GIFs that shame the link clicker.
Then an airhorn sound plays.
RE: #pizzawar
I think we need more #hashtagwar on #CoSo. It was one of the things I loved about the show @midnight.
It did make the platform formerly known as Twitter, now known as Shit Buffet, a lot of fun.
In the #pizzawar I lost one of my toppings.
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A bunch of migrant workers were tricked into participating in slave labor and a bunch of them died.
But hey, I'm glad the team you rooted for won.
I feel like the more people that join up here, the better it gets.
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Right wingers aren’t even hiding the fact that they want to murder Trans folks and drag performers.
Please stay safe out there.
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Blacks aren't the problem
Mexicans aren't the problem
Jews aren't the problem
Gays aren't the problem.
The problem is radicalized, brainwashed,
white men.
White men.
Old ones,
young ones,
damaged ones.
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Ecuador ahead 2-0 beating Qatar.
They've taken out the Ecuadorian captain, at least he limped off the field injured.
Tomorrow if the Ecuadorian team disappears and Qatar officials state "what? they're fine", don't look under the stadiums.
That's obviously where they buried the workers so the team won't be there. [too soon?]
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And their supply of harassment targets dropped by 100%.
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Qatar believes murdering gay people is okay and that every country should be governed under Sharia law.
Absolutely disgusting that they've been given a platform by FIFA.
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We are aware of intermittent issues "liking" and "boosting" posts. We chalk this up to our sudden, completely inexplicable rise in popularity. #CoSoTips
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I like how prices started dropping immediately after the midterms. Nothing suspicious about that at all. #politics
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Merrick Garland names Jack Smith as special prosecutor in #Trump *many crimes* probe. Smith is a war crimes prosecutor at The Hague @WashingtonPost
Did Elon Musk start a GoFundMe yet to pay all those severance packages he’s on the hook for now?
JKxZ
- Comedy
- Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Music
- Content Creation
- Memes, Graphics, Videos, Websites
Chicago-ish
Joined Apr 2022