6 years ago in the WaPo Christian Caryl had a short but definitive riposte to the Pootie-fluffers in the GOP. I’m out of freebies but here are his main zingers —
MAGA'ners are all talk. They are too lazy to leave.
That's not the point, MDB.
I was questioning the reality of that Xeet and the purported Tass news release.
They're real, not satire/parody.
Fukkin' awesum
Huh.
All I'm seeing here is a guy trying to recruit more cannon fodder to send to Ukraine. 🤷♀️
oh, yeah sure ok people should hop right on that lmao
SEND US YOUR SONS AND MILITARY AGE HUMANS 😂 @InUnfunky @Bix
@Armchaircouch @InUnfunky @Bix Yup. Escape the liberals and get shot at
@poemblaze @Armchaircouch @Bix
Or defenestrated.
Or maybe a nice cup of polonium tea.
Maybe your plane blows up.
How about a trip to Siberia free of charge?
Maybe half of your earnings "donated" to Pootie.
You know, stuff like that!
@InUnfunky @Armchaircouch @Bix You should work in their department of tourism.
holy moly!! this is both crazy and NOT surprising! @Bix @poemblaze @InUnfunky
@Armchaircouch @poemblaze @InUnfunky
I try to tell MAGA'ners that no rule-of-law sucks. They don't want to hear it.
@Bix @Armchaircouch @InUnfunky I will refer them to my cousin who accidentally ran, at age five, through a sliding glass door he thought was open. And he didn't even fall 20 floors. He did get MANY stitches. [grammar fix]
@poemblaze @Bix @Armchaircouch
I know TWO people who did that.
‘Twas a very ‘70s thing to do, unfortunately.
my dad did this! @InUnfunky @poemblaze @Bix
@Bix @poemblaze @Armchaircouch
LOLZ dumbass Canadians -- there are fewer but mo' stupid than MAGA cuz they traded province health care for the Pootie plan. Heh
https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/canada-health-care-system.html
@InUnfunky @Bix Come be cannon fodder!
@sfleetucker @InUnfunky @tgraph52 @PussyFootingAround
There is a story of a very right wing Canadian family moving to Russia this past year.
They were soaked for every dollar that they had by corrupt Russians.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/conservative-family-disappointed-moving-russia-001517915.html
@Bix @sfleetucker @InUnfunky @tgraph52
I want people to respond to that blow hard, "I'll meet you there."
@Bix @sfleetucker @InUnfunky @tgraph52 @PussyFootingAround
of course, "corrupt Russians" *are* the government there... So...
You have to love it when they consider the true patriots path as going straight to Moscow...
Maybe Tucker will be there with a welcoming party... and some of those cool furry hats.
@InUnfunky @Bix Just in time for certain folk to get the hell out before they end up in jail. 😜
Poolboy sez WUT?
@InUnfunky I save all my freebies for beautiful, intelligent people like yourself, dear reader! 😉😏
For good times
And bad times
I'll save WaPo freebies for you
Forever more
That's what nauts are for...
Thx, Mike!
😉 👍
@InUnfunky thank YOU, Mister Earworm!!!
Mmmmmm'kay byyyyeeeee....
@InUnfunky I never thought I would see the day that I agreed with a VP policy. But here we are! I'd support a small stipend to assist with moving expenses if renouncement of US citizenship were a condition.
#politics
@Bix
@InUnfunky @Bix "Welcome to Russia, comrade. Here's your free helmet, here's your free gun. Let's head to the border for your tour."
@Bix
IT’S REAL.
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