Don't mind me, just sun flappin' here...
A tip of my large MAGA Stetson hat to you, sir.
IT’S OBVS A BALL TANNING MACHINE* YOU DUMB LIB O MY GAWD
*Now available for the low, low price of $999 a month plus tax plus warranty plus registration and fees! Please make check or money order payable to Tucker Carlson, c/o the Swanson Estate.
The sun is free.
I read 5 words and knew where this was going. 😂
@InUnfunky
Real men flap their sack in the sun.