#TrumpNYcriminalTrial
Speaker Johnson wants to be in the “I cheated on my wife with a porn star” club.

#TrumpNYcriminalTrial /2.

#TheNodfather is getting lit up.

#TrumpNYcriminalTrial /3

This would be humiliating to most people, but the GOP pols cannot feel shame.

@Bix

Holeee sheeeeit, I do think Bixie is on to something…🤔😱🔥

Also — apologies to Yeats are in order…but what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Trump surrogacy to be born?

(Psst! “MAGA fascism.”)

@InUnfunky
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
- Joe Egan / Gerald Rafferty

@Bix

Freaky Mikey —

All I wanna do
Is have some fun
I’m here to tell ya
Donnie’s the only one…

Sheryl, et al

@Bix

What would really get the MAGA fluffers in D.C. and at Faux raving and drooling and clutching all over thenselves would be a no-holds barred grudge match between Freaky Mikey and MTGross for Trump’s “affections.”

“In this cohnah, we have The Alpharetta Sheanderthal! Facing off against the North Georgia terror is the Smithers From Shreveport — when you read about “The Louisiana Purchase” keep this guy in mind, folks! LET’S GET READY TO RUUUMBLE!!!”