#TrumpNYcriminalTrial
Speaker Johnson wants to be in the “I cheated on my wife with a porn star” club.
This would be humiliating to most people, but the GOP pols cannot feel shame.
Holeee sheeeeit, I do think Bixie is on to something…🤔😱🔥
Also — apologies to Yeats are in order…but what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Trump surrogacy to be born?
(Psst! “MAGA fascism.”)
What would really get the MAGA fluffers in D.C. and at Faux raving and drooling and clutching all over thenselves would be a no-holds barred grudge match between Freaky Mikey and MTGross for Trump’s “affections.”
“In this cohnah, we have The Alpharetta Sheanderthal! Facing off against the North Georgia terror is the Smithers From Shreveport — when you read about “The Louisiana Purchase” keep this guy in mind, folks! LET’S GET READY TO RUUUMBLE!!!”
Recall that Blanche — who’ll be cross-examining Cohen later — was Paulie Pardon’s lawyer.
You know, the guy that gave polling data to Kilimnik?
@Bix
Freaky Mikey —
All I wanna do
Is have some fun
I’m here to tell ya
Donnie’s the only one…
Sheryl, et al