The rat will be finding out and finding out, for the rest of his life.
Kids, don't get in bed with the Russians.

I went home with the waitress, the way I always do
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?

I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money, dad, get me out of this. Ha!

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@Bix

What were those things the Guv always ranted about — whiskey, gluten, and what?

@InUnfunky @Bix

It's the almond milk. Even the grey aliens know to not touch the stuff.

@Bix

Who sez yer uncool?

I think yer the bees’ knees. ❤️

Even tho you stood me up at the Annapolis cutoff. 💔😏

And who sez “I’m Down” was a hit? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@InUnfunky
It's a house rocker; a B-side, but still a hit.

@Bix

That’s a B side.

(Which only BOC has time to play.)

Trey’s Rules For Right And Proper Beatles Fandom (created a very up to date 5 minutes ago) explicitly state that for a Beatles song to be considered a “hit” it must have been/be on either “Red” or “Blue.”

Q.E.D.

@Bix

Was it bacon?

As sung by the Guv —

I went home with Bixie, the way I always do
How was I to know, he was still on Twitter too?

I was playing “Stolen Moments,” I took a little risk
Send whiskey, gluten, and bacon
It’s Trey’s fault I’m into this
Ha!

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