I went home with the waitress, the way I always do
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?
I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money, dad, get me out of this. Ha!
It's the almond milk. Even the grey aliens know to not touch the stuff.
@InUnfunky
Ham!
@InUnfunky
I am being uncool, and listening to really big hits.
https://counter.social/@Bix/111964640005547135
Who sez yer uncool?
I think yer the bees’ knees. ❤️
Even tho you stood me up at the Annapolis cutoff. 💔😏
And who sez “I’m Down” was a hit? 🤷🏻♂️
@InUnfunky
It's a house rocker; a B-side, but still a hit.
That’s a B side.
(Which only BOC has time to play.)
Trey’s Rules For Right And Proper Beatles Fandom (created a very up to date 5 minutes ago) explicitly state that for a Beatles song to be considered a “hit” it must have been/be on either “Red” or “Blue.”
Q.E.D.
Was it bacon?
As sung by the Guv —
I went home with Bixie, the way I always do
How was I to know, he was still on Twitter too?
I was playing “Stolen Moments,” I took a little risk
Send whiskey, gluten, and bacon
It’s Trey’s fault I’m into this
Ha!
@Bix
What were those things the Guv always ranted about — whiskey, gluten, and what?