Dearest Nauts —
It is with much regret that I inform all of you that I cannot do this anymore. 💔
And by “this”…I mean read any more articles about Chumpy UNLESS someone busts him giving Pootie a handy AND/OR he finally gets arrested for his bullshit.
What I mean is that I cannot read another article about his dumb ass doing imbecilic shit and the good reporters trying to make it seem “normal.” The Onion has gotta be cursing the GOP since ‘16.
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I mean, seriously.
Get a load of THIS —
Here we have a pathetic man-baby, forever fluffed by legions of sycophantic suck-ups and ignorant wannabe ladder-climbers, a fraud who was elevated to POTUS by the GOP and Pootie’s trolls.
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And in this cohnah…we have an actual president, imperfect and maddening as he might have been. What was he doing after the conclusion of his 2nd term???
He was WATCHING MOVIES that his pal Spielberg sent him! As Coppola would write…”The horror…the HORROR…”
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Okay, I can't resist.
(Will note that the article's authors are the #ShittersFull victims. I'm sure that they're truly shaken about that. They have my sympathy. 😀)
Imagine if the authors had inquired about Obama...🤔
"Another former president -- Barack Obama, whom Trump infamously questioned the citizenship of -- could not be reached as he was too busy eating lobster rolls on Martha's Vineyard and doing podcasts with New Jersey resident Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen..." 😋
About time I could make you smirk. You do the same for me every day. 👍 😎
What's this, then? "How a Crook Became an Outlaw"?
Get a good drink or two…and read it. #NotTheOnion and they must be eating their hearts out.
“Yeah. It’s bad.” 😏
https://wapo.st/3jf7XU9