Dearest Nauts —
It is with much regret that I inform all of you that I cannot do this anymore. 💔
And by “this”…I mean read any more articles about Chumpy UNLESS someone busts him giving Pootie a handy AND/OR he finally gets arrested for his bullshit.
What I mean is that I cannot read another article about his dumb ass doing imbecilic shit and the good reporters trying to make it seem “normal.” The Onion has gotta be cursing the GOP since ‘16.
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And in this cohnah…we have an actual president, imperfect and maddening as he might have been. What was he doing after the conclusion of his 2nd term???
He was WATCHING MOVIES that his pal Spielberg sent him! As Coppola would write…”The horror…the HORROR…”
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Get a good drink or two…and read it. #NotTheOnion and they must be eating their hearts out.
“Yeah. It’s bad.” 😏
Okay, I can't resist.
(Will note that the article's authors are the #ShittersFull victims. I'm sure that they're truly shaken about that. They have my sympathy. 😀)
Imagine if the authors had inquired about Obama...🤔
"Another former president -- Barack Obama, whom Trump infamously questioned the citizenship of -- could not be reached as he was too busy eating lobster rolls on Martha's Vineyard and doing podcasts with New Jersey resident Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen..." 😋
@InUnfunky Oh, wow!
About time I could make you smirk. You do the same for me every day. 👍 😎
What's this, then? "How a Crook Became an Outlaw"?
@InUnfunky Can't blame you a bit. The drama around him gets pretty boring and redundant. I don't understand it but for some reason the people that hate him the most won't let him become irrelevant.
I completely get it.
And yet...the same #IOKIYAR has been in effect since this schmuck sashayed down his eyesore of an elevator. The U.S. press needs to stop being afraid of the "liberal media" canard and GET REAL. Our democracy is at stake and they still act like it's the late 80s/early 90s and that the GOP has some serious argument.
They don't. We all know it. But they're afraid to piss off people that need to be pissed off?
@InUnfunky The people that run those channels are always going to do that because they're for-profit business's. If right wingers pay for their subscriptions they're going to get catered to as well. Both-sideism pays, basically. And those big networks have parent companies that get piles of free money and less taxes when a Republican is in office.
You are absolutely correct. 👍
@InUnfunky I wish we had a BBC but we're stuck with PBS and NPR, which i love, but they pay their bills with grants from places like the Charles Koch foundation. They do great work but they can't go into depth on income or healthcare inequality or anything like that or they risk losing their blue haired megadonors. It really, really sucks.
Was JUST thinking that today that OF COURSE was in reaction to an article that I cannot immediately remember. I blame the IPAs. 😆
"Lynde and Harry Bradley something something..."
@InUnfunky There was a Portlandia sketch where he met all of those big NPR donors like them and the John D. and Catherine T. Macarthur foundation and the last one was a Scandinavian big shot named Fjohurs Lykkewe (Viewers like you)
Does this mean I’ll have to watch that show, now? 🤔😏
@InUnfunky I've only seen a few of them but they were pretty funny. It's mostly rough on that Portland thing. Worth checking out imo.
I mean, seriously.
Get a load of THIS —
Here we have a pathetic man-baby, forever fluffed by legions of sycophantic suck-ups and ignorant wannabe ladder-climbers, a fraud who was elevated to POTUS by the GOP and Pootie’s trolls.
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