It's probably not healthy, but I find myself wanting to work Chuckie Kirk's "Throbbing middle finger" expression into everything, by way of mockery. An expression as overheated as that deserves it.
@ImagineThat
Disgusting thread, I'll have you throbbed for that.
@FireMonkey Don't threaten me with a throbbing good time!
@ImagineThat
Oh, you're a right throbber, i'nya?
THROB2LIVE
LIVE2THROB
Or just the word "throbbing." "I had a throbbing day." "That coffee was throbbing." "Please give me more of that absolutely throbbing meringue!"