@SandHillThicket Things the CDC does.

Disease Surveillance
Immunization Programs
Public Health Research
Emergency Response
Health Education
Global Health Initiatives
Health Communication
Laboratory Services
Chronic Disease Prevention
Injury Prevention
Environmental Health Protection
Occupational Health
Data Collection and Analysis
Health Equity Initiatives
Public Health Training
Emergency Preparedness Planning
Food Safety
Preventing Infectious Diseases

@AndersonArtwork dang, that is a lot. Sound like beer o'clock

@MrGoat damn right! Got a wedding next week down in Houston, vrbo house rented, bmw x5 rented, all kind of good things happening

WOO I AM ON VACATION NOW!!

@th3j35t3r J3ST3R FOR PR3SID3NT!

The best part was 1800 tickets later I had created so many it threw the curve for the entire division of the organisation and they told me "one ticket a day is fine".

Would have been easier if they just let me continue doing it my way in the first place.

At one point my employer said "we want you to track time spent on every task in a ticket."

End of the first month they came back asking why I created 400+ tickets, a metric on par with an entire team of 10 engineers.

Malicious compliance.

When youre good enough at your job, managmemt doesnt give a shit about the details, as long as the contract is renewed.

I was all snuggled into bed, browsing CoSo, and then I had the OH SHIT moment of "I forgot to submit my work time today"

It matters when you only submit time once a month on the last day.

Shew! Made it!

@scottronaut5150 he is one of my favorties. First one of his I watches was when we sank Iran's navy in 8 hours. I watched that video no joke, at least a dozen times.

Telling a story is an artform he does great at.

@th3j35t3r oh hell.. I missed it :(

My social media time is limted these days. I miss a good bit.

But seriously, the duck attacking a rooster of Japanese ancestry had me howling with laughter.

Okay, this is why Marines are bad ass. They will take any local animal, make it a warrior and take it into combat. This includes a duck!

https://youtu.be/TclQPPTnor0

@th3j35t3r @MrGoat people use to warn you about what you stick your penis into.

Today you have to be careful where you login. Da fuck!

@MrGoat omg it has been too long since I heard this song! Thank you, I be jammin now!

Ha!

@Halcyon Nice one!

@AkomoCombine @Alfred Katy TX?

@stueytheround that is great to hear! Keep lovin' life my friend!

@Lynn_Williams Goth wedding cake? Looks bad ass!!