@stueytheround new toy.. lasted 15 minutes

@publickovacs ah! Even better!

@publickovacs Tell Mike Kehoe to get his butt over here! :)

I carefully set a mirror against the wall beside my sleeping german shepherd. When he woke up and saw a stranger dog next to him, he lost his shit!

He was ready to tear that dog up.. 5 second later, he realized it was himself, and then immediately gave me a look that said "fuck you dad!"

@BlueTsunami do not pass Go! Do not collect $200. Go directly to JAIL you traitorous fucking scumbag rapist asshole shit stain!

@stueytheround doggo pic!

I am sure we can sell this idea! Look at how many people bought Trump NFTs.

PSA - Vote.gov has decided to decrease the chance of election day violence by having Democrats vote on Nov. 5 and Republicans on Nov. 6, I applaud their forward thinking!

Amanda Zurawski.. if you dont know that name, google her.

Watch her address Congress, and watch her shoot daggers from her eyes!

It has been a while..

Dear Ted Cruz,

Fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu!

That is all.

Yep.. I am laying in bed at 1:40pm.. because can.

And it is awesome!

I have given it much thought...

I say "no" to today.

I will retry this, tomorrow.

Good day sir.

@sfleetucker yes.. but there are always thing that didnt work right and have to be fixed.. or things automation cannot handle.. like graceful fail over of exchange DAG nodes and reboots. Or (sad to say) making sure the 2k8 servers havnt hung on reboot.

This morning... I validate successful patching on 400 servers..

..where is my coffee.

There is something.. wrong and fun.. as an adult.. using a leaf blower on a fire

@DMArt55555 but 6 more secretly are having gay sex behind their wife's back.. so there is that. The hypocrites.

I made the fire gay.. and in slow mo too!

And now my night is better.. someone just gave me vodka!

Woo!

This is how I am spending my Friday.

@CriticalCupcake great idea with one twist.. it is people immune from the purge and only elected officials that can be killed.

Would only need to do this once every.. oooh.. 4 years.. yep!

:P