Today Twitter bans you if you dare pretented to be Elon Musk.

Tomorrow Twitter will ban you for making fun of Elon Musk.

We are watching a billionaire have a temper tantrum.

#fun

Okay, spent 20 minutes or so poking around the birdy site after setting all my privacy to their strictest settings and stuff.

Seriously, Twitter is a slow-moving train wreck and I'm gonna sit back and enjoy the shit show.

Well I went and joined Twitter. And now. I feel dirty and wanna go shower. But here's my first-ever tweet.

What is on my mind? Depression over the amount of dumb ass mother fuckers that are in my country.... ungh.

I remember as a kid that we used to aspire to be intelligent. Now we aspire to be the center of attention.

@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine "The goal is to assess UK's vulnerability to cyber-attacks and to help the owners of Internet-connected systems understand their security posture."

Where as the US NSA scans the entire internet to find weaknesses they can exploit in secret.

OOOOOW! THE BACON BIT MEEEEE!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I am cooking bacon in a skillet on a stove and I aint wearing a shirt cause IDGAF! 😆

@VDOVault alright.. #BlameElon

Fuck you Elon! I cant sleep.

Not sure why it is Elon's fault, but it feels right to blame him!

@MordantCarnival *cries and runs aways in a zig-zag pattern*

@Astartiel yeah. I have had plenty of moments like those with my own dad. While I dont know your exact situation I do know how those moments made me feel and how they tanked my own feeling of self worth.

You will get through it. You deserve respect and to be happy. If dad wont give it to you, others will.

Hang in there and stay strong.

@MrGoat @AndersonArtwork @th3j35t3r I figured. And it shares the last name of one of the most bad ass mothers that ever existed. Rates up there with Jack Reacher or Robert McCall or Harry Callahan!

@th3j35t3r why does misinformation only seem to work in favor of the GOP fucktards!?

Damnit, we need our own army of scumbag assholes that lie about everything. Wouldnt be hard to start a runor that dear old Mitch is secretly plotting go back a Trump inditment and is giving thr FBI insider info on McCarthy.

See.. it isnt hard!

@th3j35t3r have to wonder if there is a way to claim that reviews within the past 48 hours should be dismissed due to obvious circumstances around a cyber attack. Does Apple have any policies regarding review manipulating that could be envoked for something like this? Because if I was trying to damage a target/product, setting up a DDOS followed by shit reviews claiming stuff dont work, that could be an angle of attack, maybe?

@Rink__aaaaa your mom is an excellent judge of character. Good job mom! :)

@Astartiel dads can be great examples of how not to act sometimes. Be the stronger person and keep your head up. Just because he is unhappy and has to yell doesnt mean you have to be unhappy like him too. You absolutely deserve to be happy, just hang in there!

@th3j35t3r who is Jay Bauer? Is that Jack Bauer's little brother, cause that would be fuckin bad ass!!

@LaughingBanshee he he does, like a spoiled child

Woo hoo we are back up baby! Sweeeeet!!

Is it wrong that a part of me wants to join twitter just to troll Elon and post daily about how much he sucks?

Kind of inspired by AOC today slaping the hell out of him on his own platform.