God talked to me today. (Read on this is good)
I was having a nap on my sofa. I dreamed I was at a hockey game and the guy in the row in front of me was 700lb Samoan eating White Castles sliders out of a crave crate happy as can be. (..to be continued)
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So he offers me some and I say "Nah I cant, but I wanna real bad!" Because I am on a diet.
He says "You only live once. Be happy" and gave me a slider. I ate it. Then I woke up. Now I am at the drive thru.
@Idrake enjoy!!
@Idrake regret tastes so good lol
Remember folks, be happy in life. You only get one of these.
WOOO HOOO! PUTTING MY ORDER IN NOW!