Somebody just asked if I had a chainsaw they could borrow.
And now I'm asking myself: how could I arrive at this stage of my life, and not own a chainsaw?
What have I been doing with my time?!
@sumpnlikefaith
Possibly not playing Mr. Mom? (Surely you do have a can of beer, though?)
@HopeSeeker Well...beer and a chainsaw sounds like bad combo.