Wait, so all the worst timeline BS of the last 3 years happened and the damn thing wasn't even turned on?!?!
Ah ha. CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC) was inactive for three years as maintenance, consolidation, and upgrade work was performed.
@Hobyrim It turns out the LHC was holding everything together. We must never turn it off again.
@Hobyrim it guess it was always just us 😕