Trump in Race Against Time to Alienate Remaining Minority Groups

#politics #BorowitzReport

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-in-race-against-time-to-alienate

Don't be the complete ahole that hates on teenagers for going trick-or-treating.

They grow up fast enough as it is. #parenting

I cleared my mute and block lists not that long ago. A few folks have been added right back.

Typically, they're outrage farmers who do little to contribute in a personal way to CoSo and instead drag whatever rage-indicing trash they found on some other social into here.

If that's your timeline? I'm probably talking about you. That stuff gets all kinds of engagement out there. In here?

It's honestly kind of boring. #CoSoRocks

@sfleetucker @Graci Be prepared for 'Rump's "little secret." https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/little-secret-trump-johnson-election/

When will we have results of the 2024 Presidential election?

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Boeing finally relents and offers workers a deal that they agree on after a seven week strike. #Boeing #strike #wages https://archive.ph/igp6g

#spooktober #dogcostumes

Hocus Pocus

Alright, Ya’ll, I got a #question for everyone reading this: When you’re trying to find a #therapist (assuming your health insurance covers them without issue), what do you look for? How many do you see before you decide to go with one? (Is that something you’d even do? Or would you just go with the first one your insurance covers?) 🤔 #psychology #therapy #mentalhealth

#spooktober #dogcostumes 👻

300,000 registered Puerto Rican Voters in Pennsylvania

1.5 Million Registered Puerto Rican voters in Florida,.....

what's that sound, off in the distance? Is it,...... its,..... is that a ,....

An elderly felon wearing an XXXXL orange safety vest with diarrhea-colored makeup on his face who can't walk a straight line, speak a coherent sentence or drink a glass of water with one hand is riding a garbage truck around in circles on an airport tarmac in an effort to convince people to vote for him for president. Did I miss anything?

WAPO journalists figured a way to endorse

If you want to live in the modern world, please #VoteBlue

Happy Halloween! 🎃

#CatsOfCoSo

A squirrel as happy as a squirrel with a pile of apple peelings.

Brunhilde says no eating on her table.

Today she is Queen. 🎃🐀🦇🍁🕷️