I'm not sure what's worse, that I was asked to voice a "sexy avocado" for a commercial or that I failed miserably in my attempt at being a flirtatious vegetable.
@GaryPoole Ah, that's where you went wrong. You emulated a vegetable rather than a berry.
@GaryPoole More cowbell.
I remember the time I was cast to voice a cow for an animated film. During recording the director told me I wasn't being "bovine enough" and that I needed to channel my inner cow.
The more I look back on my life, the less sense any of it makes...