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@Florence I had some bananas that were in a similar state a couple days ago! Had to make an emergency loaf of banana bread...

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COLORADO VOTERS: If you were notified that there is a technical mistake on your mail-in ballot, text COLORADO to 2VOTE (28683) to cure your ballot.

The last day to cure your ballot is Nov. 16 at 11:59pm.

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having been convicted of banana crimes against the state, their sentence was carried out accordingly...

🤔😁

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I realized this morning that today is my last good chance to put up Christmas decorations if I want them up before Advent begins (which I do).

Then I realized the stepladder was downstairs, waiting on me to put up curtain rods in the Secret Library Lair. So I put up curtain rods, because I can't just bring the stepladder up here and then take it back down, apparently. And I did laundry, because basement.

Anyway, now I'm going to hang 50 feet of garland. 😆

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@COSOCOM

I will not be reposting the video. If you want, check out IntelDoge on the birdsite.

The B-17 was the TexasRaiders, a very famous airborne museum. This is a very VERY deep cut into airborne military heritage today.

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Watching Dateline. 2 hours later only to find out it's the spouse. AGAIN. Why do i even bother?🤣

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Qatar hosting the World Cup was always a horrible idea.

Special uniforms and armbands aren't going to solve this.

Teams should be pulling out right now.

Russia can play Qatar with no one watching until they collapse from heat exhaustion.

And that'll be 2022.

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@Florence Those look like they'd make for some fine banana bread.

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@Florence it’s so weird because I felt awful deleting all my tweets but now a week later, I don’t care at all. I still go there to check in and see what’s up but here is so much better

I had that thing the other day where I was coming out of a car parking space and a guy pulled up and kept bibbing and hooting as I wasn't doing it fast enough. I now have to sit there for the rest of my life.

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I think of mittens when things are cold. Amazon thinks of mittens when things are hot. We are clearly incompatible.

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.