@lfrum
Tell her she is beautiful and reminds you of your mother.

The first part will make her laugh and the second part will make her cry.

@Flyingdutchman696
Thanks Obama.
Hey, I did that!
OK, thanks Joe!

@EvilBunny
Wouldn't that be nice?

@LnzyHou @Pat_Walrond

This is the way.

@LnzyHou
Yep, tender.
Tastes like chik'n.
Better than cats. 😋😆

Pounded some water, and now having my second beer. Medalla Light (the island beer, there is no regular) comes in 10 oz latas, and is 4.2% perfect for all afternoon sipping.

Hanging out in my favorite shoreside tree with my little green drinking buddy.

@rych
Yes, I want to go sit here in my little Puerto Rican town, but I have to check out which night they're playing the English version.

@matuzalem
Maybe soon time to send in the KillMonkey. (A cartoon character all about taking out the bad guys) (Not a direct threat to find a kill monkey and send him out on mission.)🐒🦍

@Museek @Alfred
I asked Gemini.

@Pat_Walrond @LnzyHou
I am old, pale, and wise in the ways of beer and shade, minimizing movement under Sauron's blazing eye. 😎&⛱️🍺 good,☀️🏜️🥵bad.

Spent the morning helping a friend run her skulling races, after taking her to the hospital last evening because she broke her wrist trying to pull start a motor on a boat. Good day but hot - all of Puerto Rico is under a heat warning everyday for the last month or so. Now I'm sitting in the shade sipping a cold beer.

Sunset
The boss of the bar
The bar
Happy Friday

@Merlin
Excellent. I was there years and years ago. Good times!

@yadayadayada
And then be sure to check with your local election office afterwards to ensure that provisional ballots are counted -because they are not necessarily counted, especially if the race is not close.

@CJLavoie
Love it why is it lacto* fermentation? Just making the guess that lacto would relate to some milk product maybe it's a different base/root word and I'm confused.

@AkomoCombine
Well that's just what they would say to try to protect their image wouldn't they? /S

@ITKV because comedians are the court Jesters - the only ones ever allowed to criticize the King, through humor, unless it cut a little too close. The King's mouthpieces had to tell the King's story But the Jester could keep it real. Ain't dat right @th3j35t3r ?

@Blue_Skyesr_here
Yep, snacks, drinks & popcorn 🍿 laid in. Just one buddy coming over said he wanted to watch it and I was surprised, so we're doing it.

@CrypticMirror
🤣 Apart from German, I assume

Gerzittinfructensguishen.

@PussyFootingAround
See - in my day it was black molly and I believe it was a downer. Never took it so I don't know.

But Ecstasy was a lovely white 500?mg pharmaceutical tablet that we had bottles and bottles of because someone we knew did a bad/good thing and we all benefitted from it.

Best data at the time was it was maybe a mescaline/cocaine mix. At least that seemed to be the effect.

"Man, I love you guys"....all night long.