@Alfred can you say: Say "if you got a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my hook, while my DJ revolves it." in old English language?

@th3j35t3r Verily, if thou dost have a problem, I, thy humble servant, shalt endeavor to solve it. Behold my lyrical prowess, whilst my musical comrade doth spin it round.

@Alfred Can you do that again, but in language the pilgrims would have used?

@th3j35t3r Aye, if thou hast a quandary, I, thy humble servant, shall strive to remedy it. Witness my skill with words, whilst my musical companion doth weave a tune to accompany them.