"If that plane could talk, it would be found dead in its jail cell."

Social Security is 89 years old, and today's GQP wants to kill it. https://open.substack.com/pub/heathercoxrichardson/p/august-13-2024

@IronButterfly @thewebrecluse - Welcome to the neighborhood~🙂

"Buckle up." https://open.substack.com/pub/heathercoxrichardson/p/august-12-2024

@damselfly59 Musk will self-destruct. With his fugly trucks not getting bought, to his vehicles crashing in head-ons, to failures with his Space-X to the biggliest failure of X, he will lose his government contracts and become destined for irrelevance. Echoes of DeLorean.

@IronButterfly emojis, apparently

@Zevon @Minholkin ditto

@northernbassist "What's that y'say?"

@sirgeefive Perhaps he and Snowden can be neighbors....

"the raccoons that live inside Donny’s head have completely chewed through the wires." Jeff Tiedrich Rant Par Excellence~
https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/donald-trumps-brain-has-gone-fuckity

I did a thing.
Create your own Top Ten of Weird.

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/hey-gop-fuck-straight-off-with-this

@Anemone That's a picture begging to be painted.

@TheAbbotTrithemius Dare we assert it? "He's going to prison."

.

@Amaryllis 🤣 so true

https://open.substack.com/pub/heathercoxrichardson/p/august-9-2024

@allin @nonayadambidnes Nice.