Panicked Tim Walz Trapped In Football Metaphor For Third Consecutive Day

'“It’s the fourth quarter, we’re down by a field goal, but we’re on offense, we’re driving to the end zone, and, boy, do we have the right team to win this—please, help me, help me,” Waltz reportedly said in a plea to a baffled swing voter, tears spilling from the Minnesota governor’s eyes as he attempted to clap a hand over his own mouth to stop the endless onrush of football analogies, similes, and comparisons,'#politics https://theonion.com/panicked-tim-walz-trapped-in-football-metaphor-for-third-consecutive-day/