Why the fuck do people try the door, realize it's locked and then fucking knock' in public restrooms?
"Yeah, so I'm having a shit. I was here first. Now what buddy?"
Why fucking knock? The door is locked man. Ya think I'm gonna stop what I'm doing and come answer it?
Fucking weirdos.
^^^ Is he like gonna pick the lock if nobody answers? What is the plan?
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@th3j35t3r Holy, um, shit, dude! 😬 I think my first instinct would be to fart long and hard (fake farts off my arm if I couldn’t muster a real one). I just can’t even. We’ve got some cuckoo people in our society.