PROTIP: If the 'news' lately is rubbing your rhubarb upside the wrong way, block @BreakingNews and enable 'Ostrich Mode' in your preferences.

I called it that for a reason.

But whether we like it or not, that's what the 'news' is saying. And I've tried and tried over time to just make it the 'news' you wanna hear.

And recognize my mistake(s).

You either want the 'news' - as in what the 'news'; is saying - or you just like the sound of your own voice.