My bosses at the farm are discussing giving me a bonus. I have never even considered the possibility of this. Like at any job not just this one. Delightful!

Talking to my peers about our parents aging and they're saying stuff like "Really forces you to face your own mortality" and man that is not at all how I feel. Death can come for me but it needs to stay TF away from mom.

So much anger in the world that could be better directed at people running puppy/kitten mills.

Danger baby vs dried catnip

Sad that the most evil tech bros are all super into Lord of the Rings. I used to encounter LotR dudes and think "Ah, a nerd of class and taste" and now I wonder if they work for a surveillance company.

If we destroy Earth, humanity is done.

Mars is bullshit. All of space is bullshit. We will never, ever, ever live there. It's a pipe dream for nerds. It is an insane waste of money and resources. There is no way to make it work. Oh rockets are better? Irrelevant. Radiation will kill you.

Carbon capture is a naked ploy by fossil fuel companies to sell more oil. It does not work. Geoengineering is insane and also does not work. Carbon credits are a scam.

It's international cat day and you know what that means. Time to give all your money to cats. 100% of it. They will invest it wisely. You can trust them with all of your money. Would a cat lie? Of course not.

**in the pocket of big cat**

When weed becomes fully legal there will be a brief but glorious moment where tons of people suddenly get into gardening.

Trying to find a decent chem engineering app to make adjusting pH of water easier for my colleagues who are not nerds and it's pretty bleak ngl. EVERY APP IS FOR CHEATING ON HOMEWORK WITH AI. Like pages and pages of this s*** D: I am in my 30s I need this for agriculture not homework.

Srs though America is already terrible at chemistry and this is gonna make it so much worse.

The leaked Vance emails reveal that he used to have some good opinions: cops are shit, Trump is evil, it's ok to be trans. Kinda sad that he sold his soul for power. #politics

I'm optimistic about this. I think Harris can win. #Politics

Conspiring with my neighbors against the dude who starts mowing the lawn before 9am.

Computers taking a mental health day I see

every description in a cat medical text says something like "This [symptom] may be caused by catflaggration disorder, which causes cats to explode. Alternately the cat may be eating lint."

For every politics post you need at least 1 post about your pets and another post of random musings. Its the law!

what is she thinking about

idk why weed fertilizer has a late 90s / early 00s alt rock aesthetic. I am using this on tomatoes it does not need to be *xtreme*

That said this stuff is amazing. Highly recommend for tomatoes, melons, and obv weed if you're in a legal state.