Sam Jailman Jail

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Mom helped me out with the trick-or-treaters last night and it was a lot less stressful. I know that sounds cray but I live next a community center, train station, and school. The whole county starts the trick-or-treating circuit right where I live. So I'm on my feet all night - no time to pee or eat. My wife is always working and/or partying on halloween so she doesn't help. I was kinda dreading it. But because I got little breaks and had someone to talk to, it was fun.

Still got sick tho D:

With this sacrifice of 20 lbs of candy I will ensure my home is safe from roving bands of malicious children.

PSA: Remember to keep your cats inside today, particularly if they are black cats. People are superstitious and cruel; many cats are harmed as a result. Protect yo babies.

The best and most important day of the year

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Some of the posts here are truly grotesque, ghoulish shit. There is only so much bloodlust I want to see.

Izzy is looking at our cursed Chuck Norris bobblehead. Because of a mistake in it's production, rather than saying Chuck Norris lines it repeats quotes from the movie "The Wedding Crashers". All of these quotes are deeply offensive and the sound is off-putting, as you may already know if you've seen that movie.

It's starting to break down so it will just randomly activate and say something inappropriate. Idk why the cats have not destroyed it yet. Perhaps they know it's cursed.

I tackled the worst of my fall projects (poison ivy removal) and it was waay way too much poison ivy. I now await the terrible consequences of this task.

If my house gets reassessed again this year I STG I will leave broken farm equipment on my lawn. This f***ing town wasn't even supposed to reassess last year but they did anyway and decided my house was worth 100k more even though I didn't change anything externally besides building a fenced in garden. 😡

New job is really getting my spouse down. Trying to cheer them up with smoothies and steak quesadillas and tales of cat mischief but there's only so much you can do to offset a chaotic work environment :(

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Love prompt injections vs. AI. Something beautiful about tricking a weird entity that lives in the computer with a series of cryptic riddles.

I am in danger.

The cats sense weakness. They know I'm here alone. I will feed them a half hour early and forestall their revolution.