Izzy is looking at our cursed Chuck Norris bobblehead. Because of a mistake in it's production, rather than saying Chuck Norris lines it repeats quotes from the movie "The Wedding Crashers". All of these quotes are deeply offensive and the sound is off-putting, as you may already know if you've seen that movie.
It's starting to break down so it will just randomly activate and say something inappropriate. Idk why the cats have not destroyed it yet. Perhaps they know it's cursed.
If my house gets reassessed again this year I STG I will leave broken farm equipment on my lawn. This f***ing town wasn't even supposed to reassess last year but they did anyway and decided my house was worth 100k more even though I didn't change anything externally besides building a fenced in garden. 😡
Beloved Cat pontiff. Sassy but classy.