My bosses at the farm are discussing giving me a bonus. I have never even considered the possibility of this. Like at any job not just this one. Delightful!

@stueytheround it is not and should never be her time

Talking to my peers about our parents aging and they're saying stuff like "Really forces you to face your own mortality" and man that is not at all how I feel. Death can come for me but it needs to stay TF away from mom.

@stueytheround libel slander

So much anger in the world that could be better directed at people running puppy/kitten mills.

Danger baby vs dried catnip

@ecksmc I support anything that hurts Shein as a company. They're evil.

@GrazingintheGrass one of my friends is shorting this stock and he is delighted by this.

@Museek post 9/11 FDNY was a traumatic place to work. First he disappeared into ground zero for a month and a half. Then funerals. So many funerals.

@Museek my dad had survivors guilt so bad since the 4 guys ahead of him for a promotion died and he became a captain (in the FDNY) much faster as a result

Sad that the most evil tech bros are all super into Lord of the Rings. I used to encounter LotR dudes and think "Ah, a nerd of class and taste" and now I wonder if they work for a surveillance company.

If we destroy Earth, humanity is done.

Mars is bullshit. All of space is bullshit. We will never, ever, ever live there. It's a pipe dream for nerds. It is an insane waste of money and resources. There is no way to make it work. Oh rockets are better? Irrelevant. Radiation will kill you.

Carbon capture is a naked ploy by fossil fuel companies to sell more oil. It does not work. Geoengineering is insane and also does not work. Carbon credits are a scam.

@stratkitten I have a friend who was run over by cops during the 2020 police riots and even they're on board.

It's international cat day and you know what that means. Time to give all your money to cats. 100% of it. They will invest it wisely. You can trust them with all of your money. Would a cat lie? Of course not.

**in the pocket of big cat**

When weed becomes fully legal there will be a brief but glorious moment where tons of people suddenly get into gardening.

Trying to find a decent chem engineering app to make adjusting pH of water easier for my colleagues who are not nerds and it's pretty bleak ngl. EVERY APP IS FOR CHEATING ON HOMEWORK WITH AI. Like pages and pages of this s*** D: I am in my 30s I need this for agriculture not homework.

Srs though America is already terrible at chemistry and this is gonna make it so much worse.

The leaked Vance emails reveal that he used to have some good opinions: cops are shit, Trump is evil, it's ok to be trans. Kinda sad that he sold his soul for power. #politics

@catlynne333 I agree with him on this 100% f*** the police.