@tifroggie my responses have ranged from "No that's my neighbor he owns the house over there. This is my house." to "No that's my dad, he has his own house" to "No there is nobody else to talk to about this. I am the person you need to talk to."
This is like the 8th time and I'm kinda tired of it.
@Expecting_Words My favorite question to get from people standing on my porch:
"Is the man of the house home?"
🙄