Whoever's been attacking this place could have spared themselves the trouble and just stuck their wang directly into a hornets nest. #justsayin

I think if I were them, I would unplug everything that has a chip in it and throw it into the nearest river. Then probably wander off into the woods and become a bear person, spending the rest of my days doing my best Sasquatch impression.

Only then would they be marginally safer than they are right now.